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Joke time!

Skrivet den 21 april 2012 i Joakim Nyström, SQL Server, sv, en

People think that we who work with databases are boring people -I say NO, we´re not:
Proof (and one of my personal favorites!):

Q1: What did the DBA say to the Developer? A: It doesn’t matter, he wasn’t  listening anyway.
Q2: What did the Developer say to the DBA? A: It doesn’t  matter, the answer was no.

Read more:  http://www.bradmcgehee.com/2010/05/may-question-favorite-dba-joke/#ixzz1sQHD7wpE

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Don´t forget to have fun out there, at least occasionally:)

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